I think I'm getting old

The other day I got gas for $3.05 a gallon. I was so excited I texted my wife and told her.

I think I'm getting old.

I went to a dentist appointment and noticed all his accomplishments, framed, hanging on the wall. There was probably 10. Two of them were crooked. I couldn't stop looking at them. I decided I would bring a ruler with me on the next visit and fix them.

Jesus I think I'm getting old.

I can't seem to stop my underpants waistband from rolling down. 

I think I'm getting fat. And old.

Something else happened today but I can't think of it.

Brains shot, getting fat, getting old.

It's time to start thinking.

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